Thursday 14 February 2008

Jai Valentine! Long live the Panthers!

Last week, Bal Thackeray allegedly said anyone wanting to avoid violence on Valentine's Day should not celebrate it.

To you and your allies- in-ideology, Thakeray Sahib, I say this with heartfelt passion-

F*** off !

And, at your age BT, it might be a good idea to start thinking about getting a life! Isn't Vanaprastha supposed to be about looking inwards rather than poking your vulture like beak into other people's business and imposing your Nazi-esque values on the country?

I almost feel like sending him a large bunch of flowers with a note saying- "Hey sexy, Happy Valentines Day"

I am not a valentiner, but now I want all valentiners to go and start copulating in Thakeray's garden.

Or you know, something less dramatic.

Like singing "Made for each other" like Neelam and Mithun Da in Agnipath.